What does this say about me?

I'm very, very un-romantic.
Everybody else is like "Let's go be in love, blah, blah, blah"
Boys are just so clingy.
They have to hang out with you constantly.


I like my relationships to be more like Domestic Partnerships.
If you leave me alone, I won't kick you in your non-existent................Never mind.
That's why I like cats.
You can leave 'em for a week, and as long as you fill the bathtub with cat food, and leave the toilet lid open, they're good for the week.
As a bonus, they'll ignore you just as much as they did before!


Anyways,
My sister stumbled upon, (Wait, what?! Did the text just get darker than above? Anyways...) a romantic-y video. It was all "You're the apple to my pie..." 
And she showed it to me.
And the only thing I noticed was spelling and grammar mistakes..
And that I just started the last three sentences with "and", including this one.

Who is that serious at age 14? 

The girl sounds like she's 12!

The lyrics, two years later!: 

"You'RE the S to my TD."